Yes, it seems she's totally lost it, Luke -- I feel very sorry for you -- and all the money you have to spend -- they didn't invent the saying "like riding a bike" for nothing -- it means if you're 110 you can still ride the thing -- you don't need lessons -- it's not a car! I saw a picture of you on the cupboard -- you must be half crazed with such shenanigans in your household -- please be careful -- you don't know what's gonna turn up!