With holidays approaching, my wife said, "I'd like to go somewhere I've never been" I said, "try…

The secret to never forgetting to turn off the oven is to never turn it on.
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With holidays approaching, my wife said, "I'd like to go somewhere I've never been" I said, "try the kitchen"
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