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Who Am I?

Thief
Jun 20, 2021

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an acrostic poem

tagged by Josh Balerite Acol

author: MS Paint

Thinks

He’s

Enlightened

Though really is a dilettante

Hi !!!!! — That’s how I greet you …even if I don’t know you

I f you prick me do I not bleed? — well, um, No! I’m a gun

Engaging ….yea! In comments!

F**king enraging — wins all the girls

…and that’s without a photo 😎

…or name …or sex …or age … or nationality …or occupation …or status …or credibility (apart from possibly being a thief, armed & dangerous)

Girls …so complex …My favorite subject … …turns out! ❤ ❤ ❤

I’m a creep

I’m a weirdo…

…I want the perfect body

I want the perfect soul …

Thom Yorke

Thanks Josh: see Josh’s acrostic poem (& new photo!!!) here▶ Who Am I?

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