Condoms were just a small part of the nookie waste stream. There were also bottles of coconut oil, baby oil, and mouthwash. Boxes of Viagra®, arginine, and Horny Goat Weed. Tubes of K-Y™ Jelly and BENGAY®. Packets of aspirin and antacids. Half-empty bags of Oreos, Nilla Wafers, and Barnum’s Animal Crackers. Half-drained bottles of schnapps, Mad Dog 20/20, and Geritol®. Half-eaten gummy G-strings. And aban…
