🍟They don't call them French fries for nuthin' -- omg, Suzanne you're so easy -- you took your date to Europa, I hope you didn't tie him to the kitchen chair, break his throne and cut his hair -- that said, I would be happy to be tied to a kitchen chair metaphorically for the hand of a great cook myself!

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