Situate enough porta-potties at Thanksgiving, and capture everyone with the turkey trots AND Trotskyites alike -- akin to new members joining the YMCA -- Just like opening the border to new voters -- great idea Catherine. I would also like to see a radio station pumping out the pros and cons...mostly cons, of course, of Critter Cal Race Theory piped into each port 'o' loo for moments of deep meditation too!