Thief
2 min readFeb 24, 2024

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omg -- Thank you my dearest sweet Jaylee🦌🍬 -- I was all aghast...aflutter even...thinking Oh No! my underground queen has risen from the three-pronger to admonish thiefy for his insolence, being so slavishly starry eyed 👑🪑🪜-- For I have come to understand through the long passage of time my sweet, and high tea o'plenty, my sweet that it is not to be baulked at, rarely is...high tea, that is,🍵🫖 and my underground queen would not forgo willy nilly -- I must admit my dear sweet Queen of the UN...RvR®️ & associates...that I do feel a little unwashed as yet my sweet! yes, yes, I know! no need for all that🚬(▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)💦but 'tis true my sweet for I come to praise our jetted queen not to bury her🕛...my bad, my sweet, I will try harder -- it just isn't cricket my sweet 🏒 ............🕳️💤 How can one claim adytum status, with such saccharin words my sweet? Am I worthy? I can only leave that for my queen to judge from the adytum my sweet👩‍⚖️, in all her wisdom and empathy...but I did say she was on the grift my sweet...Oh no...what have I done?...now I am cursed to go in shame, head down my sweet -- Oh what drove thiefy to such low depths my sweet...such insanity my sweet -- I should be in the burial business my sweet, we can only suppose Taylor has put a curse on me my sweet -- she is a witch of the highest order, beyond business class my sweet -- She went to the zoo my sweet🐨🦘and then the next day...she went to the zoo again my sweet (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)🍵...the same one! But again, this is not about Taylor, nor how swift she may be, this is all about my underground queen and her generosity of wisdom from whence I am ever grateful...et al 🖤🖤

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Thief
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