To begin with, the Chicagoans’ eating habits are appalling. They push Leelanau restaurants to offer Chicago-style deep-dish pizza. That’s just “tomato soup in a bread bowl,” according to food critic Jon Stewart. “I don’t know whether to eat it or throw a coin in it and make a wish.”⁴
Trump: “Chicagoans Are Eating Dogs!”
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