…d stale apple jacks, maybe…
and oh my god the ice bucket —
there was like a cup of yellow
rancid lemonade or some shit,
I mean for all I know it could
have been a literal cup of piss —
was it piss? huh? did one of your guests
piss in a plastic disposable cup
and leave it in the ice bucket
inside our closet, huh??
yes, we’d like to talk to the manager —
oh, and there …