Thief
1 min readJul 16, 2024

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Hi my dearest sweet Jaylee 🍬-- the main thing is my sweet, you are safe and sound, and now freely roam the tearoom my sweet, supplanting thieffy's poor moist choc shenanigans and pretenses at adytum endeavors and savories my sweet. 🌯🫖-- I must say on behalf of your Medium friends my sweet, and especially Thiefie himself 😎🤳-- we are all proud of your fresh assault on said Girraween granite belt my sweet -- a conquest not for the faint of heart my sweet nor a quest short of a linguini and s'getti sandwhich my sweet🌀🥪 --- and need I mention a wilderness heart my sweet? I think not -- goes without saying -- omg -- dear Jaylee you're welcome, 🖤as we say at the Castalian, RvR®️ and B&G my sweet. When I think of my Jaylee out there alone on the Granite Belt -- traipsing the tender shores of the Great River and its s'th h'sphere Castalian Spring -- 🍇-- it makes me shudder -- You may be late my sweet -- but we knew your gait was no overstep surprise for such wilderness¯\_(ツ)_/¯ -- It's but child's play for Li'l e! - I heard one Medium friend shout 🥂🍾...or maybe that was a dream my sweet 🌀🙈🌀...matters not, my queen is back on terra nullius, in the adytum and God is in his heaven 🙏⚕️ Thank you my dear sweet Jaylee 💚

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