Hi Lizzie Lizard Brain -- I did wonder why banana smoothies tasted like aliens -- I thought it might be that alien (Chinese) milk powder I crave -- I think all the trouble starts with Organic Dole -- okay, she took the purity pledge and as we all know The Doles are a good bunch -- but she has been known to go on banana benders topless!

🍌¯\_(ツ)_/¯🍌...just saying!