…ing his honey straddle the pool boy’s saddle.⁶ Trump has a unique way of saying howdy-do to women.⁷ As for me, I’m a shy guy. I prefer having friends set me up on blind dates. Preferably with nubile young ladies⁸ who come with their own cab fare, so I don’t need to leave the…
Republicans Say Hallmark Movies Are Woke
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