Being a gal of the day -- it must have been a toss-up to wear the long skirt full of cheat notes on the leg or the short skirt [aka The Short Method] and wiggled ass for an A -- I would've went the latter -- me and every male reading this - had we have been girls!
So after the audacity of that statement -- I'd just like to say Great story, Jan -- lol
...but I'm wondering whether #50 shared his jellybeanz!?