A Short Take on the Long History of the Dildo

A 7.8-inch long, 1.1-inch wide stone object was found in the Hohle Fels Cave near Ulm in the Swabian Alps in GermanyCredit: @tubingen university

Archaeologists being the purists that they are have been digging up phallic-shapen tools harking back to the ice-age and calling them ‘batons’. Intelligence now abounds in modern archaeology and suspicions have been aroused. Add to this new intelligence in the field — women, and the study has intensified; they are beginning to suspect that these ice-age batons may just well be …well … dildos — to put it…