Am I a man or a woman
What could I be, tell
Have I gotta be good looking
’Cause I’m so hard to see
Am I big or small
Is this pride before a fall
A sexist, a racist, a one-percenter or all
Am I somebody’s baby
Or perhaps one day maybe
I sailed the seven seas
On a great big clipper ship
In Lou Reed’s sailor’s suit and cap
To the seven seas of Rhye
On a rocky mountain high
Over a bridge of sighs
Into the land of make believe
Is my name William or Harry
Garry or Steve
Eloise, Bootylicious
Sweet Mary Jane
Am I black, white or brindle
Red, blue or green
Do I climb up great mountains
Can I think on my feet
Am I a politician
An undertaker
An actor
A fiend
